Our Briefs - the archive

Husband not sure what he did wrong
Bush sends stern message to ABBA
FTC Chair: Do-Not-Spam list won't help
Man finds lost Beatles tape
Council votes to rename "Smear the Queer"
Excuses for Grandpa's racism not working anymore
AARP to sue Tooth Fairy for age discrimination
Bush to undergo colonoscopy, Powell to be removed from office next week
Bush urges Americans to get fit, says fitness helps him dodge scandals in half the time it would take an unhealthy president
Study finds today's athletes able to give 120%
Scientists release penis enlargement study results
Jayson Williams career shooting average now 44.1%
Bin Laden hopeful that he will be granted a student visa
South Korean skater, Kim, disqualified for finishing ahead of American, Ohno!
Bush still confident that there are countries left to piss off
Texas A&M successfully clones cat, Cats could care less
Maker of M&Ms to launch a worldwide search for a new candy color
Enron used The Force to swindle employees
Please donate to the Wired Press' Enron Charitable Trust
Paula Poundstone caught with Hobbit porn
FDA: Beans are not magical
Bereaved family honors Dave Thomas' last wishes
Rumsfeld to Press: I know something you don't know
US Postal Service denies using Anthrax as another excuse for slow service
Michael Jackson honors WTC victims with tribute to self
USPS and AOL announce new E-mailer service
Area man sues the Onion
Top 10 dramatic performances by Keanu Reeves
Sony admits that actor doesn't exist
Former Excite@Home workers not excited to be @Home
Morgan Stanley issues "weak buy" on self
Major Movie Studio announces hilarious new comedy!
USA Today poll finds that pictures are pretty
Study finds that "Mama's" aren't really worth defending
Radical Sikh sect removing dot
Tarantino to extract DNA from dead stars