Washington DC - In a shocking revelation, President Bush announced that he would undergo another colonoscopy, just a week from his last one. Colon Powell seemed to take the news well, perhaps because it isn't the first time it has happened. Bush has undergone several of these procedures in the past, with one of the procedures occurring ten years ago when he felt Powell was smothering him.

"He just crashed out on the couch after a party and he hung out all weekend. He sat on the couch watching Alf, eating Cheetos and drank all the Pepsi in the fridge. I had to have him removed."

Doctor's consider the operation routine, but warn that it could be dangerous.

"The guy is really cranky when he first wakes up. In 1992 he came at us like an angry bear covered with Frito crumbs."

One doctor banged his shin on the coffee table while the team of surgeons attempted to remove him surgically from the Bushes' couch.

 

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