JEHOVAH aka Willie Aames
Actually owned XFL season tickets. Changes his pseudonyms at will. Look at that nipple!

contributions: designer, writer, comes up with a lot of the witty stories




CLARK BRANDON
Still searching for a reason to live. From Modesto.

contributions: lead writer, minority view (notice the yellow text)

GERALD
Enjoys a hearty helping of manchowder.
contributions: writer, headline producer, scapegoat

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