Encouraged by the recent granting of student visas to Mohamed Ata and Marwan Al-Shehhi, A Saudi Student, Osama Bin Laden recently mailed his application to the INS on Tuesday.

"I hope they let me in. I'm so excited," He said from a secret bunker in Yemen. "I mean, they're like dead and stuff and I'm alive. When I heard they got their Visas, I was like, fuckin' A! I must stand a pretty good chance."

Bin Laden is interested in studying flying and judo. He also enjoys snowboarding. His parents are very wealthy and feel he will have the best opportunity to pursue his dreams by studying in the US.

"I am so proud of my son," said his proud father. "I want him to study engineering, but he seems to be fascinated with finance and becoming a pilot. Maybe he'll get a basketball scholarship."

- Clark Brandon

 

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