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Thursday, May 3, 2001

Tarantino to extract DNA from dead stars

In what some are calling a natural artistic progression, Hollywood Director Quentin Tarantino has quietly been funding a project to extract and clone the DNA from dead stars like Don Knots and Errol Flynn. The cloned actors are to then be cast in Tarantino's latest picture, remake of Disney's underground cult favorite The Apple Dumpling Gang Rides Again. Mr. Tarantino held a press conference yesterday in which he spoke for nearly 45 minutes without taking a breath and didn't really say anything. The Head of research for the Tarantino Group told WP in a phone interview, "We can rebuild them. They will be better and stronger than before."

 

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