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Thursday,
May 3, 2001
Tarantino
to extract DNA from dead stars
In what some are calling a natural artistic
progression, Hollywood Director Quentin Tarantino has quietly been
funding a project to extract and clone the DNA from dead stars like
Don Knots and Errol Flynn. The cloned actors are to then be cast
in Tarantino's latest picture, remake of Disney's underground cult
favorite The Apple Dumpling Gang Rides Again. Mr. Tarantino
held a press conference yesterday in which he spoke for nearly 45
minutes without taking a breath and didn't really say anything.
The Head of research for the Tarantino Group told WP in a phone
interview, "We can rebuild them. They will be better and stronger
than before."
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