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the Wired Press > Archives > Briefs Thursday,
February 7, 2002
Enron used The Force to swindle employees Some of the smokescreen partnerships used by Enron were named after Star Wars characters: Chewco (Chewbaca), JEDI, Obi-One holdings. Former Enron Exec, Jeff Skilling testified in front of congress today and claimed that he knew nothing about any shady dealings. “I love Star Wars. I thought they were great names for companies. Who wouldn’t want to work with Bobba-Fett Communications.” After making the comments, Skilling suddenly became very silent after Vice President Cheney, clad in a dark cloak, waived his hand in front of his face. Skilling then began choking and grasping at his throat as if being choked. He soon recovered, but was apparently stripped of his rank within his current company, the Imperial Army. |
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