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Monday, August 18,
2003 Jesse Callahan was tired of the same old websites. He spent months and months trying to build up his porn collection of handjobs and masturbation techniques, but kept coming up empty handed. From Imesh to Kazaa, to FTP servers as well as newsgroups, Jesse couldn't find enough media to handle his needs. One day in late 2002, Jesse took the nod and created the largest handjob/masturbation website in the world. Somewhere where people like him could come and not worry about keeping their fetish under wraps. Somewhere that they could be themselves. For just $199 a year for members, he built a website that had the largest collection of videos, interactive games and pictures. His site is overflowing with techniques and articles for the do-it-yourself crowd. No other site could shake a stick at his massive horde of internet hand-me-downs as well as his large amount of fresh content. He was spanking the competition. "Handjobs.biz... just palm one." The phrase his site became synonymous with. Many of his users affectionately referred to his site by the "palm one" moniker. Little did Jesse know that one day, the grip he had on his little world would soon come loose. Just this morning, Palm Inc., known as a pioneer in the handheld computer and software world, told the world of their new intentions. They have to decided to rename the handheld division of their company, palmOne. "I really don't know what to do. I mean, here's this huge company that probably has millions upon millions to throw at lawyers. My little one-man site really has no chance. I've only got two hands. "Looks like I've come up short. I got jacked." Members of his site have put together an online petition and are taking donations to help bring this matter into light. They're hoping to take this to the courts. This fight's bound to get messy and out of hand. palmOne had no formal comment to the accusation, but told us they have every intention of fighting Handjobs.biz. "We've got to hand it to them. They really stick to their guns. Persistant little bastards." |
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