Wednesday, October 6, 2004

Karl Rove's arm to be surgically removed from Bush's ass

Washington, D.C. -- In a three hour emergency procedure late last night, Presidential Campaign guru, Karl Rove, had to have his arm surgically removed from the President's rectum and lower intestine following a rehearsal for the upcoming Presidential debate. Apparently the earpiece in the President's ear didn't offer Rove enough control over the subtle movements and facial expressions that were needed to make the President seem more credible to the general public.

- Clark Brandon

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