Friday, October 1, 2004

Bush team decries Kerry's use of intelligence during debate

- Blix Panda

Saying that the office of the president should have sole disclosure on how to share intelligence with the American public, top Bush aides today complained that John Kerry's blatant use of intellect during last night's debate was a breach of national insecurity.

"I don't think most people realize the full ramifications of what went on last night," said Ron Vester, White House liaison to incumbent connectivity. "This country can ill afford an intelligence breach outside of the normal relations between this president and the public he represents."

Other analysts agree. "The American people have come to expect less intelligence over the past four years as is apparent in the president’s high approval ratings," said one insider. "Last night John Kerry said things that force American's to really think, and I believe, quite frankly, they are not ready for that."

The office of the Attorney General expects a full investigation into the intelligence breach before the next debates get underway. One source suggested that the John Ashcroft would himself temporarily suspend some drug laws and insist that Democratic contender, John Kerry smoke marijuana before the next debate.

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