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Thursday, April 9, 2004

Rice testimony reveals secondary threats to US

Washington D.C. - Under contentious questioning, national security adviser Condoleezza Rice testified Thursday "there was no silver bullet that could have prevented" the deadly terror attacks of Sept. 11, 2001. She went on to add, "We didn't have any idea that werewolves were capable of terrorism."

Rice's joke elicited a chuckle from many in the room. The levity was a welcome relief from the sometimes contentious questioning. "No, I'm serious. " Rice continued. "Werewolves are top on the list of President Bush's list of evildoers above the Mummy and Frankenstein."

- Clark Brandon

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