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Thursday, February 12, 2004

Jenna Jameson sprains ankle, Paris Hilton called up from minors

In what is being called an unfortunate, bizarre and actually somewhat pretty impressive mishap, Jenna Jameson has sprained her on ankle on the set of her new movie, White Girlz Wit' Booty 2.

Attempting to recreate a scene from one of her earlier films, Unzipped Vol. 3, Jenna did a one-and-a-half pike tuck somersault from a large wooden headboard onto the unnamed male actor. Unfortunately, Jenna's clear plastic high-heel became caught in a groove in the headboard, causing her to miss her landing and end up on the floor, riling in pain. While tests came back negative, Jenna will be out for at least 8 weeks. Many say Jenna's flexibility is not what it used to be.

Wicked Pictures, who is already hurting this year with injuries to Jessica Drake and Sydney Steele, decided to make a call to their Triple A minor league team in Toledo in order to help with the key loss.

Paris Hilton, who has been quite impressive this year in the minor leagues, has been known to handle the stick well and isn't afraid of the balls. While her highlight film thus far was a short 6 minutes and only available with nightvision, making it a hard to interpret her skills, new footage was released today, 37 minutes long and in full color. While an amateur at best, many say her enthusiasm, stunning looks and eagerness make her ready for the big time.

"When you lose a star like Jenna it's hard to fill that void. Hell, it's hard to fill that gap when she's here," stated Wicked spokesman Cherry Fire. "But we feel Paris will make a nice fit with us and hopefully will become a full time starter even as Jenna returns."

"She's been down on all fours, begging me to let her go to the Show," said her Toledo manager, Kip Wilson. "While often short on words, her talent says a mouthful."

 

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